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What happens when you cross a tackle box with a cow milker? Sometimes this works weird.

The Lovebotz milking machine is such a downright weird device. You can't hide the fact that it's a sex toy Masterbator. Maybe you can convince your partner that you're a farmer, but I don't know. I don't think they'd buy it. Fortunately, you can store all the extra stuff in the box, so at least there are some shenanigans to choose from.

So, is it any good? That's not easy to answer. Depending on who you talk to, you'll get a different response. If, on the other hand, you're expecting a high-priced toy, you'll be disappointed and unable to separate the enjoyment from the cost. On the flip side, if you're happy to sink so much money into a sex toy that you won't regret the cost, you'll be free to enjoy it for what it's worth.

The idea behind this toy is that you put your penis in it and then the "milking machine" simulates sex and milks you like a cow. Milking you like a cow!

It's a multi-speed masturbator. Turn the dial, play with the different speeds, and then sit back while this toy does all the work for you.

How easy is this toy to clean?

I have to be honest, I was expecting this product to be difficult to clean. While it works harder than the more basic best male masturbators, it is still very easy with a constant supply of water.


Opinions, eh? Some people like it, some people don't. Here's another opinion. Don't buy one unless you can afford it. Seriously, if this thing is going to leave a gaping hole in your pocket, you're not going to be able to fully enjoy it. This is a luxury purchase for the sex toy wizards who are looking for a new thrill.

Don't get me wrong, the Milker is a great sext toy, but you definitely have to factor in the cost. As an impulse buy, you should avoid it. But if you know exactly what it is, what it does, and have the extra money, you won't be disappointed.
Usually when it comes to the best male masturbators, everyone sticks with the tried and true name brands. Don't do this. Sometimes there are killer products that you miss out on.

Don't get me wrong, some off-brand products are totally terrible. Like, they're so, so bad. This Satisfyer Men's Classic, though? s an exception.

If you're new to sex toys, you probably don't want to jump straight to an expensive option like Fleshlight. There's nothing wrong with starting with something more cost effective and seeing if you like it. If you do, great, that's when you start looking at the more expensive options.

The Satisfyer Men's Classic is a deluxe pencil with an adjustable pressure regulator, which means you can adjust how much force you insert. I definitely recommend you play around with this setup to see what works for you.

In terms of size, this discreet model can fit up to 8.5 inches. It also suggests you get yourself a good water based lube (I would use Astroglide) for the best experience.

How easy is it to clean is it?

Super easy. Just jam it under the faucet and it'll be clean in seconds. Just, as always, water based lube, not silicone.

In Summary

Sometimes the lesser known, more affordable options are worth a try. Personally, I'd always go with a toy like the Fleshlight, but if you've tried the Fleshlights and are looking for something a little different, this is a toy worth checking out.
You won't believe how popular the Sasha Grey Deep Throat Pocket Pal is. Men love it.

Obviously, it's not going to be as great as the fancier offerings, but at this price point, I don't think anyone is really expecting it. It's affordable, but still manages to get the job done.

What I find really crazy is that despite the lower price, there is a lot going on. The mouth, with its soft teeth, opens up and has several layers of throat. There's a tongue, an almost ribbed inner mouth, and a deep throat area. For an inexpensive toy, this multi-layered design is incredible value.

Eagle-eyed readers may have noticed that this masturbator is modeled after Sasha Grey, or more specifically, after her lips and tongue. How accurate it is, I have absolutely no idea. That said, there are a lot of men who swear by this masturbator, so it definitely gets the job done.

In another cool design decision, the whole thing is made of UR3, which depending on who you talk to, is the closest material to human skin.

Again, I'm amazed at the amount of thought that went into this design. There is very little fault to be found here.
How easy is it to clean?

It's really easy. A spray of water and mild soap and everything should wash right off. You won't find an easier product to clean.


There is little to complain about and I think that speaks volumes about how good this stuff is. It's sensual, ribbed in all the right places, thoughtfully designed, and has a lot of comments from people who say they love the stuff. But the best part? It's really affordable. What more could you ask for?

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